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Here’s What You Get For Pre-ordering Saints Row: The Third

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I don’t usually pre-order games for the bonuses, hell, I don’t ever pre-order games anyways but it looks like I’ll be pre-ordering Saints Row: The Third. If you don’t already know, Saints Row: The Third is in full insanity mode. Dildo swords, apocalypse fist, crotch shots, jets, etc. Saints Row: The Third is upping the ante on all the crazy shit you can do and find in game, including their pre-order bonus.

When you pre-order Saints Row: The Third you will be getting Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack for free.

The pre-order pack includes:
Professor Genki’s Super Ballistic Man-a-pult

Cruise Steelport in style with this vacuum-action human-cannonball truck. Suck up pedestrians and use them as live ammunition against the forces of evil, and everyone else.

Professor Genki’s “Octopuss” Cannon

Fire baby octopi onto your enemies’ heads! Watch as the octopi massage their scalps and your enemies fight for you! Enemies can be friends too!

Professor Genki’s Leisure Stunt Suit

The ultimate in comfort and tight-fitting apparel, the Genki Leisure Stunt Suit is perfect for skydiving over Steelport or to wear while ejecting from high-flying fighter jets. Free Genki mask included!

A vehicle, a gun, and a suit may not seem like much but the trailer for the pre-order pack makes this an easy sell. I want that suit. Check it out for yourself below.

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