STRANGER DANGER! (And Video Game Pick-Up Lines)

Holy Mother Of Pearl, y'all. The northern hemisphere is so cold right now, but that didn’t stop me from making this video! Today, in the land of randomness, I bring you a video depicting a dangerous scenario between a pervert and an innocent child of twenty-three years.

Watch the video above!

Also remember, kids: Don’t do drugs. Stop, drop, and roll. Look both ways before crossing the street. Practice safe love-makings.

Cheers!

- Electro Jade