Woman Blames Her Sex Addiction On Wii Fit

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When I seen a guy marry his Nintendo DS, I thought I seen it all. But, to my surprise shit gets a bit crazier these days. 24 year old Amanda Flowers fell while playing Wii Fit and is now convinced that fall made her into a sex addict. I’m trying to use my imagination to play out that scene in my head, but it just doesn’t work. She now craves the magic stick 10 times a day and the slightest vibration will make her go nuts. People, I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”

At first glance you would assume she was lying, but doctors actually support her claim. The fall damaged a nerve and she now suffers from a condition called “persistent sexual arousal syndrome.” Yes, I know.

“With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”


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